If It's Not One Thing It's Another

Cooper here. You'd think I had enough to do just keepin' watch all day on the couch, watching out for that sneaky mailman and those stray cats...not to mention that EVIL UPS man, but noooooo, Mommy has added another chore for me. Yes, she brought home something called a "dirt devil". Doesn't sound good does it? It was just sittin' over there in the corner, but I knew it was up to no good. First, mommy was wrestling with it and it was growling and roaring and then she got it beat back into the corner. I couldn't believe what happened next....she just left it there and went off to the computer. Well, I took up watch over it, someone has to be responsible around here.